1. She crawls around panting....
2. Licks water out of the dog dish.
3. Brushes her hair with the dog comb.
4. Eats dog food.
6. Feeds our actual dog a bite of her chicken leg then eats the rest herself.
7. Gives doggie kisses.
8. Picks up tinkertoys with her mouth then drops them at my feet and sits panting.
9. Plays in the toilet if the bathroom door isn't shut.
10. Licks up any spilled drinks.