So, these fine ladies showing off their stuff (that is not pregnant, BTW) walked into a little gift shop in Grayton Beach, FL last week----Spring Break 2011, BABY!!! Do you think that the couple browsing in the shop dropped their jaws because:
A. Some articles of clothing were missing from the girls.
B. Another customer shouted, “Hey, Mamas! I wanna get with you!”
C. The cashier asked, “Wow, is this The Pregnant Ladies Vacation?”
If C crossed your mind, feel my hand smacking you through the computer screen right now…*silence*…but you’d be right. Since we have rehashed this story many, MANY times, we have come up with so many witty, retaliatory responses. “Excuse me, but we LOOK good. These uteruses have each held two babies, AND one was home to two at the same time!” Uh-huh…At the time, though, the only words that seemed available were, “No.” and “Not really.” Witty. Put that lady in her place, don’t you agree? Well, as we swiftly exited the shop, she did shout, “I didn’t mean ALL y’all!!” Wow. Spring Break 2011 definitely brings home a different type of embarrassment than Spring Break 1994…for example.